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The Funeral of Freddie Mercury
When
Freddie passed away,
It was a
sad loss for the pop worlds to day.
All was
there " A kind of magic" in pomp and splendour,
A goodbye
"who wants to live forever" for the Queen bender.
When
Freddie went up in a "Flash" of smoke,
George
Michael "Your my best friend" begun to choke.
Michael
Jackson shouted "Save me" I have lost my nose,
Rod Stewart
saying "don't stop me now" looks in his panty hose.
Brian Adams
crying, "Another one bites the dust",
Dolly
Parton " fat bottom girls" checking her bust.
Phil
Collins "Now I'm Here" wanted to play his drums,
Sir Elton
John " Killer Queen" eye-ing up Bums.
Freddie
coffin made " I want to break free" from a cupboard of Oak,
As he loved
to play the "let me live " joke of the day,
All said
goodbye to the "Innuendo " closet Gay.
Alice
Copper saying, "I like the dead",
Into necro
"play the Game" wanted to take Freddie to bed.
Aero Smith
"Under pressure" not a good Idea Alice,
Behave
yourself or "We will rock you" with malice.
Hanson went
" radio ga ga " and didn't see the joke,
and the
artist formally known as Prince " I want it all" saying I'm really a
bloke.
Amongst the
excitement Freddie ashes "Head long" could not be found,
All
franticly " I'm going slightly mad" searching around.
Mick
Hucknell going slightly red "invisible man" with ash on his nose and
suit,
Said oooooh
sorry " The show must go on," snorted the wrong pot what a hoot.
Panache set
in " Waiting for the hammer to fall" Sir Paul McCartney said you could
borrow Lynn's,
I will just
pop home "Friend will be friends" she's in one of her Quorn tins.
Some one
suggested ashes from Bill Clintons "One vision" cigars,
But no one
"Its a hard life" could find Monica she left in one of the cars.
Michael
Barrimore " Seven Seas of Rye" suggested the ashes from the barbeque
bar,
They had
cooked the rump steaks on it "Its a miracle" its near enough so far.
A good
" bohemian rhapsody " time had by all,
To say
goodbye to Freddie " We are the Champions" at the Queers Ball.