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The
guests are heading for the door
As
disco dad puts lives at risk,
He
twists and nearly slips his disc.
He’s
going to put his back out,
He’s
going to have a black out
And
embarrass me even more than he is doing
His
toupee needs a bit of gluing
As
he jumps and jives in his blue suede shoe…ing.
Disco
dad don’t care for fashion
Got
his flares from the local cash ‘n’ … carry,
With
his best mate Barry,
Whose
dress sense is as bad as his.
“You
kids don’t know what real music is!
Back
in my day, bands could play,
None
of this techno … techno …techno … notice.”
Yes
dad,
Thanks
dad.
Now
shut up and sit down before we put you in a home.