Laundryma

(formerly known as Creased Jeans And White Socks)

You had,
Sharp creases
In your jeans,
And white socks

Because

You took
Your washing
Back for mum
To do for you,

And

Relied
On her, too
To do all
Your shopping.

But

It's not
So strange
When you know,
It's the result

Of

Many
Loads of white
Washed, tumbled
Household lies, and

Genes.