Newton, Einstein and Hawkins

 

'Quantum theory, what the hell's that?'

    

    'Well, I've seen this bloke in a wheelchair, on the tv, who says it's a way of measuring holes in the universe, and it's a known scientific fact'.

 

'Hang on, that can't be right, how the hell did he manage to travel in space if his legs don't work and his 'ead's in a brace?'

   

    'Well, that's the really amazing thing, he may be quadriplegic, but his brain's working ...  If disability's a problem to you,         and you want to challenge that view, look up into the night sky, then perhaps you'll see, when you've looked long and             close, what's up there proves there's hope.'

 

'This bloke, in a wheelchair, right, is he the same one who says the universe doesn't have boundaries, but it's also finite?'